Woke Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets Worst Ratings of All Time

In the history of halftime shows, Rihanna’s extra-woke performance received the lowest ratings of any.

To justify the record-breaking $140 million per 30 seconds of airtime, advertisers were hoping for a flurry of views. Nielsen claims that they fell significantly short.

Woke Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets Worst Ratings of All Time

Joe Barron, a spokesperson for Nielson, stated, “They were looking for a 14 market share, which would give them an 8 count 40 on the backend, which means thirty million views per ten thousand live hits online.”

They only achieved a marginal m12, so at least 16 counts were not reported. Wow. That kind of number sounds more like a match at Wimbledon than the Super Bowl. For a variety of reasons, Guinness asserts, this show will remain in the books.

Woke Super Bowl Halftime Show Gets Worst Ratings

Gerry from Philadelphia said, “The Black National Anthem was way above and beyond.” He said he already had a hard time enjoying the game after that, and Rihanna was the last straw.

He stated, “I and Louise packed it up and went home.” After that, the party at the Doherty’s was different.

Before scheduling something so woke again, producers will need to thoroughly evaluate how awful the show was.

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